Tag: laugh
member name: Lisa (I love loons) C.
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
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November 14, 2007 10:32 AM EST --
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the
following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where . . .
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December 06, 2007 12:20 PM EST --
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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January 21, 2008 02:56 PM EST --
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front. . . .
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January 25, 2008 01:15 PM EST --
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes . . .
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February 08, 2008 12:10 PM EST --
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved . . .
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April 16, 2008 09:33 PM EDT --
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. . . .
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February 03, 2008 05:50 PM EST --
Murphy's Other
Laws
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, . . .
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February 11, 2008 01:52 PM EST --
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough . . .
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March 14, 2008 09:49 PM EDT --
JUST A MOM?
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March 25, 2008 02:16 PM EDT --
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG AND WHY IS YOUR PURSE AROUND YOUR NECK???
You may need to stop at the women's restroom, be prepared!?When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line . . .
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January 28, 2008 05:54 PM EST --
A single guy, living at home with his father, working in
family business, found out he was going to inherit a
fortune (after his sickly father died). He decided he . . .
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January 24, 2008 12:01 PM EST --
TODAY'S GRIN:
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they could not graft
skin from his body because he was . . .
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January 31, 2008 02:12 PM EST --
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
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