Tag: humor
member name: Lisa (I love loons) C.
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August 20, 2007 02:00 PM EDT --
I think I will be a bear.
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October 23, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist . . .
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
. . .
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November 14, 2007 10:32 AM EST --
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the
following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where . . .
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August 21, 2007 03:16 PM EDT --
WRITTEN BY A MAN...
This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who areturning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...ANDfor guys who are scared of girls . . .
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December 06, 2007 12:20 PM EST --
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
************************** . . .
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October 24, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
"The Obedient Wife"
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before . . .
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June 09, 2008 03:37 PM EDT --
Why do we love children?
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible . . .
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October 04, 2007 04:02 PM EDT --
To the Girls !!
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside . . .
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October 06, 2007 04:43 PM EDT --
This is just too funny not
to share. Excerpted from
an article which
appeared in the Dublin
Times about a bank
robbery on March 2.
Once inside . . .
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October 19, 2007 02:56 PM EDT --
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart . . .
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January 21, 2008 02:56 PM EST --
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front. . . .
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January 25, 2008 01:15 PM EST --
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes . . .
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February 08, 2008 12:10 PM EST --
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved . . .
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April 13, 2008 03:10 PM EDT --
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. . . .
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April 14, 2008 07:28 PM EDT --
Innocence is Priceless
"One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer
of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was . . .
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April 16, 2008 09:33 PM EDT --
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. . . .
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February 03, 2008 05:50 PM EST --
Murphy's Other
Laws
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, . . .
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February 11, 2008 01:52 PM EST --
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough . . .
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March 14, 2008 09:49 PM EDT --
JUST A MOM?
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